Is Hillary Clinton really a Soviet Spy?

Some Joe Biden supporters are again raising the question as whether Hillary Clinton is really a Soviet Spy. There is some question as whether Hillary Clinton is an evil Wiccan Witch, and also a moslem athiest materialist. In fact, many Bill Clinton supporters are upset by the rumor that Hillary Clinton is really a homosexual cross dressing male who set Bill up with Monica Lewinsky, also allegedly a homosexual cross dresser, in order to destroy Bill's political career and "punk" him. Sources in the National Security Agency are trying to determine how often Bill and Hillary have traveled to Russia in the last 5 years. It is difficult to acertain whether Hillary is a chechnian moslem or a bosnian moslem.